Pahtel-&-MCcgroober

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When two office dopes slam another office dope in the butt at the same time, all while talking like they’re from a Bollywood movie and acting like they’re in a war.
My boss and his assistant both poked my coworker in the butt during lunch. They even said, 'We are the kings of the ass!'
My crush and his friend both took a hit to my backside at the same time. They said, 'We are here to conquer you!'
At the coffee machine, two of my coworkers gave my friend a double butt-slam while yelling in broken English.
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When two coworkers punch another coworker’s butt at the same time, while pretending to be from India and talking like they're in a stupid movie.
Two of my bosses took a swing at my friend’s backside at the same time. They said, 'We are the best butt-punchers in the land!'
My crush and his buddy both gave me a butt-punch during a meeting. They said, 'We are here to beat you down!'
At the printer, two of my coworkers both gave my friend a butt-punch while speaking in a weird accent.
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When two people in the office give a third person a butt-slam at the same time, all while talking like they’re from India and acting like they’re in a crazy movie.
My boss and his friend both gave me a butt-slam while speaking in broken English. They said, 'We are the butt-slam kings!'
My crush and his best friend both gave my friend a butt-slam during a Zoom meeting. They said, 'We are the best in the office!'
At the snack bar, two of my coworkers both gave me a butt-slam while pretending to be from India.
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