Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say ‘whatever’ when you’re too lazy to be mad. It’s like saying ‘meh’ but with more attitude and less brainpower.

Bro, I’m not even gonna respond to your dumb rant. Pahtastic.

My mom just yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. Pahtastic.

He tried to impress me with his ‘cool’ new haircut. Pahtastic.

2

A word you throw at someone when you're too tired to argue and too proud to say ‘I give up’.

She said I stole her fries. Pahtastic.

He called me a donkey. Pahtastic.

My dog just ate my homework. Pahtastic.

3

A magical word that makes everything you say sound smarter, even if it's just ‘whatever’ spelled backwards with a ‘t’ added on.

He said I failed the test. Pahtastic.

My dad said I was a ‘disappointment.’ Pahtastic.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. Pahtastic.

4

The go-to phrase when you’re too cool to care and too lazy to think of a real response.

She said I was the worst. Pahtastic.

My brother called me a ‘dumbass.’ Pahtastic.

My mom said I was gonna fail. Pahtastic.

5

A word you use when you’re too busy being awesome to notice someone’s being annoying.

He kept talking during the movie. Pahtastic.

My friend kept asking me questions. Pahtastic.

My dog barked the whole time. Pahtastic.