Pahooni

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A Pahooni is basically a genius who acts like a dumbass just to mess with you. She’s usually Indian, kind of wild, and if you don’t know her, she’ll give you the cold shoulder. She also hates walking her sister to see her stupid boyfriend in the military.
My sister is a Pahooni. She said she was going to the store but actually went to the mall to buy six pairs of shoes.
She told me she failed math, but I know she cheated because her sister got a B.
She said she was going to the gym but came home with a pizza and a movie.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pahooni is a smart Indian girl who acts like a clueless idiot just for fun. She’s super wild and doesn’t like walking her sister to meet her dumb military boyfriend. She’s also super shy but will be your best friend if you pass the test.
She said she had no idea what happened during the test, but I know she read the questions out loud to herself.
She told me she was going to sleep but was actually watching TikTok until 2 a. m.
She said she forgot her lunch, but I saw her eating a whole sandwich in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pahooni is an Indian girl who’s smarter than she looks and acts dumb on purpose. She’s wild, hates walking her sister to meet her dumb military boyfriend, and you can’t even get her to talk to you unless you’re cool.
She said she didn’t know how to do the math problem, but I saw her solving it on her phone.
She told me she was going to the library but came back with a bag of candy and a movie.
She said she was too tired to go to the party, but I found her dancing at the club.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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