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Pahmp means your brain is exploding with so much joy you want to scream at everyone. If you are not pahmped, then go eat a salad and shut the hell up.
Dude just aced the math test and is totally pahmped while dancing on his desk.
My boss walked in all pahmped about the new coffee machine, which is honestly annoying but cute.
She texted me at 2 AM fully pahmped because her cat finally learned to use the litter box.