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A messed-up person who will stab you in your sleep if you don’t hug them like a loaf of bread. They think people who look like sad potatoes are the bomb.

I saw you in the sleep. You looked like a sad potato. I had to stab you.

You didn’t snuggle me. I got out the knife. You’re dead.

You looked like a sad potato. I took a selfie with your corpse.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who thinks murder and Riverdale are the same thing. They eat Flaming Hot Cheetos like they’re going to war.

I just ate 10 Flaming Hot Cheetos. I’m ready to murder you.

Riverdale is my life. You’re my enemy.

I just got a Dutch Bros and I’m ready to fight.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who yells at people who drive like they’re drunk. They probably drive like a drunk flamingo.

You almost hit me! I’m gonna yell at you for 10 minutes.

You drove like a flamingo. I’m gonna yell at you for 10 minutes.

You’re a bad driver. I’m gonna yell at you for 10 minutes.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who says 5 words on FaceTime and then hangs up. They’re probably plotting your death.

Hey. I’m alive. I love you. I’m plotting your death. Bye.

Hello. I’m here. I’m plotting your death. Goodbye.

Hey. I’m alive. I’m plotting your death. Later.

by Slangipedia 7d ago