pahermsha

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Feeling like you just got kicked by a donkey and your life is a mess.

My morning started with a coffee spill and a flat tire. Pahermsha is my new best friend.

I woke up to a text that said, 'We’re broke.' Pahermsha hit me like a freight train.

My dog ran away, my phone died, and my boss is yelling. Pahermsha is real.

So sad you could cry tears of regret and maybe a little bit of sadness.

I failed my math test and my mom said, 'That’s it, no dessert.' Pahermsha was everywhere.

My crush ignored my text. Pahermsha is the new me.

I lost my favorite sock and my lunch money. Pahermsha is a lifestyle.

So down you could probably crawl into a hole and never come out.

I got grounded for three days. Pahermsha was digging a hole for me.

My dog ate my homework. Pahermsha was the dog.

I failed my test and got a pizza for dinner. Pahermsha was confused.

Feeling so low you might need a ladder to climb back up.

I got a D on my report card. Pahermsha was my ladder.

My mom yelled at me for eating all the chips. Pahermsha was the chip bag.

I lost my job and my pet. Pahermsha was my new roommate.

So sad you might start a riot just to escape your feelings.

I got in trouble for talking too much. Pahermsha was the riot.

My dog ran away and my phone died. Pahermsha started a war.

I failed my test and got no pizza. Pahermsha was the cause.