Pahel Complex

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When you love someone so much your brain explodes and you start talking nonsense.
I saw her and my brain turned to mush. I told her I loved her and then said I wanted to eat tacos. That’s the Pahel Complex.
He texted me ‘I love you’ and then asked if I wanted to watch cat videos. Classic Pahel Complex.
I got so lovesick I yelled ‘I’m gonna marry you and also eat pizza’ at the top of my lungs. That’s the Pahel Complex.
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When you’re so in love you forget how to breathe and start screaming at the sky.
I was so in love I screamed ‘I will never stop loving you’ at the sky. That’s the Pahel Complex.
She saw him and forgot to breathe. She screamed at the sky and then cried. That’s the Pahel Complex.
I got so lovesick I forgot to breathe and started yelling at the clouds. That’s the Pahel Complex.
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When you love someone so much your heart turns into a f***ing pizza and you start eating it.
My heart turned into a pizza and I ate it. That’s the Pahel Complex.
She saw him and her heart became a pizza. She ate it and cried. That’s the Pahel Complex.
He got so lovesick he turned his heart into a pizza and ate it. That’s the Pahel Complex.
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When you love someone so much your brain starts f***ing up and you say the dumbest things.
I saw her and my brain f***ed up. I said ‘I love you’ and then asked if I could borrow her pencil. That’s the Pahel Complex.
He got so lovesick his brain f***ed up and he asked if I wanted to be his girlfriend and also his best friend. That’s the Pahel Complex.
She got so lovesick her brain f***ed up and she started talking to a pigeon. That’s the Pahel Complex.
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When you love someone so much you turn into a f***ing mess and start crying at the sight of a sock.
I saw a sock and started crying. That’s the Pahel Complex.
He got so lovesick he turned into a f***ing mess and cried when he saw a sock. That’s the Pahel Complex.
She turned into a f***ing mess and cried when she saw a sock. That’s the Pahel Complex.
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When you love someone so much you forget how to think and start talking like a f***ing robot.
I saw her and forgot how to think. I started talking like a robot. That’s the Pahel Complex.
He got so lovesick he started talking like a robot. That’s the Pahel Complex.
She forgot how to think and started talking like a robot. That’s the Pahel Complex.
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