Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a word that sounds like you’re screaming into a pillow and your brain is on fire

Pahdun? Man, I just got yelled at by my mom and my dog.

I said pahdun when the teacher called my name and I was still asleep.

He texted me pahdun after I ate his last slice of pizza.

2

what you say when you’re too lazy to spell it right and you just want it over with

I wrote pahdun on my test and got it wrong because I was too tired.

She said pahdun when I dropped my phone in the toilet.

He shouted pahdun when his dog ate his homework.

3

the worst excuse for a word that ever existed, like a broken calculator in a trash can

He used pahdun in his poem and it ruined the whole thing.

I said pahdun when my dad yelled at me for eating too much cake.

She texted me pahdun because she was too mad to type properly.

4

what you say when you’re too dumb to know the right word and you just want to finish the sentence

He said pahdun when he didn’t know the answer to the question.

I used pahdun in my speech and got laughed at.

She yelled pahdun when she spilled her drink on my shirt.

5

the sound of your brain exploding when you try to spell it and fail

He said pahdun when he failed the spelling test.

I yelled pahdun when my dog bit my homework.

She said pahdun when her mom screamed at her for being late.

6

the worst way to say forgive me, like you’re a bad kid who just got caught eating candy for breakfast

He said pahdun when he got caught eating candy for breakfast.

I said pahdun when I forgot my homework again.

She said pahdun when she broke her mom’s favorite cup.