pagun ritual

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A holy mess of gunshots dat your ancestors started and you’re still dumb enough to keep doing.

My uncle shot a chicken and a tree just for fun. Classic pagun ritual.

At the funeral, they fired 50 guns into the sky. It was a pagun ritual. I cried.

My cousin tried to do a pagun ritual with a single bullet. It failed. Hard.

When your whole family loses their minds and starts blasting guns like it’s a holy war.

My grandma shot the mailman because he didn’t bring the right kind of mail. Pagun ritual, baby.

They had a pagun ritual in the backyard. The neighbors thought it was a murder.

My brother fired a gun at a pizza box. It was a pagun ritual. The pizza was sad.

A stupid tradition where your family fires guns at everything and nobody knows why.

My dad shot the cat, the dog, and the TV. That’s a pagun ritual.

They did a pagun ritual in the park. The cops showed up. It was glorious.

My mom shot a squirrel, a cloud, and my math test. Classic pagun ritual.