Paguama

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A person who is so close to you that you'd rather fight a bear than break up with them

I’d rather get bit by a dog than leave my paguama.

She’s my paguama and my best friend. No one else gets my weird jokes.

If I had to choose between my paguama and my mom, I’d pick my paguama and then text my mom to complain about it.

The person you’re so attached to that you’d insult your own dog to make them jealous

I told my dog my paguama is better than him. He hates me now.

My paguama is the only person who understands my rants about pizza.

I called my paguama a f***ing genius. My dog called me a f***ing idiot.

Your special someone who you'd rather argue with than be alone

I’d rather argue about who’s the best singer than be alone with my thoughts.

My paguama and I fight like cats and dogs, but I still love them.

We had a huge fight, but I still texted my paguama to say I was sorry.

The person you’re so obsessed with that you’d f***ing cry if they left

I cried like a baby when my paguama said they were going on a trip.

I would’ve f***ing died if my paguama left me.

My paguama left for a day, and I cried in my cereal.

A person so close to you that you'd literally eat your own f***ing homework to make them happy

I ate my math homework so my paguama wouldn’t be sad.

I would’ve eaten my f***ing lunch to make my paguama laugh.

I did my paguama’s homework just to make them smile.