Pagter

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A pagter is a smelly weirdo that lives in Hadsten and thinks being dramatically dank is the most important thing ever.

My cousin is a pagter. He smells like old socks and a gym floor.

I saw a pagter crying in the corner of the mall because the lights were too bright.

My teacher said I was a pagter for wearing the same shirt for a week.

A pagter is a person so gross and weird that even the rats in Hadsten avoid them.

That pagter sat next to me on the bus and didn't wash his hands for a month.

My mom called me a pagter because I ate cereal for dinner again.

The pagter in our class wears a hat inside out and never takes it off.

A pagter is a human that smells like a sock drawer and thinks being dramatically dank is a superpower.

My brother is a pagter. He eats pizza for breakfast and never brushes his teeth.

The pagter in our group project whispered the whole time and smelled like a gym bag.

My friend said I was a pagter because I wore pajamas to school on Friday.