pagophobia

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When you get so scared of ice it feels like your soul is getting frozen and turned into a popsicle.

I saw a glacier and I ran away screaming like a baby.

My ice cream cone melted and I had a full-blown panic attack.

I wouldn't touch a freezer if it was on fire.

You get so terrified of frost it’s like your toes are getting yelled at by a snowman.

I refused to go outside when it snowed because I thought the sky was gonna freeze me alive.

I stepped on a frozen sidewalk and screamed like I’d been shot.

I wouldn’t even eat a snow cone if it was the last thing on Earth.

You get so freaked out by ice it’s like your brain is getting chipped by a ice cube.

I saw a slushy and I had to leave the store like it was a war zone.

I wouldn’t let my kid eat a popsicle because I thought it would freeze their brains.

I screamed at a freezer like it had insulted my entire family.