Pagootism

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Pagootism is when you believe you're the best Pagooter ever, even though you're clearly the worst.
I’m the king of pagootism, no cap. You can’t beat me at pagooting.
Pagootism is my religion, and I’m here to preach it to you.
I don’t just pagoot, I pagoot with passion, and you’re just here to watch.
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A pagooter is someone who thinks they're cool, but they're just a stupid, lazy ass who likes to pagoot.
My cousin is a pagooter. He sits on the couch all day and says he's a legend.
That guy at the park is a pagooter. He pagoots like it's his job, but it's not.
She calls herself a pagooter. She’s just a fat, lazy ass who doesn’t even know what pagooting is.
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Pagooting is when you mess up 'spaghetti' so bad it turns into 'pagooti' and everyone laughs at you.
I said 'pagooti' instead of 'spaghetti' and my mom called me a dummy.
At the restaurant, I ordered 'pagooti' and the waiter looked at me like I was crazy.
He tried to say 'spaghetti,' but it came out 'pagooti,' and everyone laughed at him.
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