Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A best friend who will stick by you till the end, tell you all their secrets, tease you like a madman, and just plain love you.

You can count on this guy for anything, even if he's gonna steal your lunch money later.

He'll laugh at your dumb jokes and then call you a moron in front of everyone.

He'll cry with you when your crush breaks up with you.

2

The one person in your squad who will stab you in the back if you're not looking.

He told everyone you cheated on a test, even though you didn't.

He took your snack money and said you owed him.

He said you were the reason he failed math.

3

Some broke kid who makes friends just to steal their money for a soda that costs like a buck and a quarter.

He begged for a dollar so he could buy a soda and never returned the change.

He took my lunch money for a soda and said I was a loser.

He's so broke he eats cereal for dinner and still asks for a dollar.

4

Someone who tried to look up pagan but couldn’t spell it right, so now they think they’re a wizard or something.

He Googled 'pagan' but typed it wrong and now thinks he's a real wizard.

She looked it up and said it was a magical spell.

He told his mom he was a wizard and he got a new phone.

5

A person who will make you think you caused their problems when you didn’t do anything.

He said I ruined his life because I laughed at his dumb joke.

She cried because I told her crush she was ugly.

He broke up with his girlfriend and blamed me for it.

6

It's a different definition, and you just don’t get it.

He said it was a different definition and I was just stupid.

She said it was a different meaning and I was a failure.

He told me I was too dumb to understand it.

7

A giant RE teacher who’s like a mountain and everyone calls him Mt. Pagon.

He’s so tall he looks like a mountain in class.

He screams at you for not doing your homework.

He once threw a chair and said he was a volcano.