Pagon

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The one squad member who’s a total backstabber and would sell you out for a candy bar and a promise of being ‘best friends’ forever.
He said he’d help me cheat on the test, then told the teacher I was the one who did it.
He stole my lunch money and said I was ‘just being greedy’.
He asked me for help, then turned on me when he got caught.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pagon is that broke ass kid who makes fake friends just to rob them blind for a vending machine that costs like a dollar and a half.
He had three friends, and all of them got robbed by him in one week.
He said he was best friends with me, then took my last dollar.
He asked me for money, then said I owed him because he ‘let me borrow it’.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pagon is someone who blames you for everything, even when it’s clearly their own dumb ass fault.
He said I broke his phone, but it was his own stupidity.
He failed the test and said I gave him bad advice.
He got caught cheating and said I was the one who did it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pagon is someone who tried to search for ‘pagan’ on Google, but spelled it wrong and got lost in the search results.
He looked up ‘pagan’ and got 12 different meanings he didn’t understand.
He typed ‘pagon’ and got confused about the difference between ‘pagan’ and ‘dragon’.
He looked it up, then said it was ‘just a typo’ and got distracted by memes.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pagon is that one friend who’s always there, laughs at your jokes, and you think you’re besties, but he’ll stab you in the back for a dollar.
He was my best friend, then took my money and said I was ‘just being greedy’.
He laughed at my jokes, then took my last snack and said I ‘didn’t need it’.
He said he’d help me cheat, then told the teacher I did it all by myself.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pagon is just a stupid word someone used to make it seem like they had a real definition when they didn’t.
He said it meant something, but it was just a bunch of nonsense.
He used the word in a sentence and then got confused about what it meant.
He called it a ‘different definition’ but it was just a bunch of made-up words.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Pagon is that giant ass RE teacher who’s so tall, he looks like a mountain you’d have to climb to pass his class.
He was so tall, I thought he was a giant.
He stood in front of the class like a mountain.
He gave me a pop quiz and I had to climb a hill just to see it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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