Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dark-haired person who acts like they’re fancy but ends up looking like a blonde who got caught in a dye explosion.

My crush is a total pagoda. One minute she’s cool, the next she’s wearing neon hair dye.

My mom’s a pagoda. She’s always trying to look like a model but ends up looking like a clown.

My teacher said I was a pagoda. I don’t know what that means, but I’m not paying attention anymore.

2

A fake word I made up just to mess with Kenny and get him to lose a bet.

Pagoda? That’s not a word. That’s a scam. I’m gonna tell everyone.

Kenny said pagoda was real. I’m gonna laugh at him for the rest of the year.

I bet my lunch money that pagoda was real. I lost. I’m still mad.

3

A band from New York that sounds like Nirvana but has the attitude of a middle schooler who got suspended.

Pagoda’s music is like my brother’s temper. Loud and annoying.

I heard Pagoda in the car. It was like my mom’s favorite song but with more screaming.

My friend said Pagoda was the best band ever. I didn’t believe him. He was right.

4

A real word and a real band. One is a temple, the other is a group of people who probably make my life harder.

Pagoda is a real word. My teacher said it was real. I believed her for 10 minutes.

The band Pagoda is real. They have a song called Death to Birth. It’s kind of annoying.

Pagoda is both a temple and a band. I have no idea why that’s important.

5

A word you say to make someone feel like they’re stupid. It’s like being called a baby, but worse.

My friend called me a pagoda. I told him he was a baby. He cried.

My sister said I was a pagoda. I told her she was a monster.

My teacher called me a pagoda. I told her I was going to fail her.

6

Where Yoda would go to sit and think if he were a monk who got grounded.

If Yoda were a monk, he’d sit in a pagoda. I believe it.

My teacher said Yoda was in a pagoda. I didn’t believe her. She said it was true.

Pagoda is where Yoda goes to meditate. I don’t know why that matters.

7

When someone uses their hard-on like a stamp and leaves a mark that looks like a temple.

My brother used his pagoda skills on my sister. She’s still mad.

I saw my friend do a pagoda on his girlfriend. It looked like a temple.

My dad said he used pagoda on my mom every day. I believe him.