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You: "Hey, I’m just talking to Sarah." Her: "You better hope I don’t see you talking to Sarah again."

You text her: "I’m going to the party with Mike." She replies: "You better come back with a broken nose."

She says, "I love you, but if you cheat, I’ll make you regret it."

You: "I’m just hanging out with Alex." Her: "You’re hanging out with Alex? I’ll be there in five minutes."

You text her: "I’m not coming home tonight." She replies: "You better not come home tomorrow either."

She says, "I’ll let you live if you don’t mess with me."

You: "I’m just going to the store." She: "You better not come back with a broken nose."

You text her: "I’m not coming home." She replies: "You better not come home at all."

She says, "I love you, but if you act like a dumbass, I’ll beat you up."