Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Pagne is not pain it’s the dumbest champagne ever made without the pagne it’s like a champagne that got hit by a truck and didn’t even know it

Pagne is the dumbest champagne ever

I drank pagne and my brain exploded

Pagne is the reason I failed math

2

Pagne is pain spelled like champagne it sounds like pag-neigh and it’s the worst thing to ever happen to your brain

Pagne is pain spelled like champagne

I thought it was champagne but it was pagne

Pagne gave me the worst hangover ever

3

Pagne is like T-Pain’s favorite drink it’s champagne mixed with tilt it’s so strong it can knock you out and you’ll probably end up on the floor

Pagne knocked me out cold

I drank pagne and my friend passed out

Pagne is like T-Pain’s drink and it’s the best

4

Pagne is like beer pong but with champagne it’s the classiest way to lose your dignity and end up in the trash

Pagne is the classiest way to lose your dignity

I played pagne and I ended up in the trash

Pagne is like beer pong but with champagne

5

Pagne is a huge lady from West Africa she needs 3 pagnes to cover her body and she’ll yell at you if you try to haggle with her

That pagne yelled at me for haggling

I saw a pagne and I ran away

Pagne is a lady who will not let you haggle