pagnarith

My cousin is a pagnarith. He’s shorter than my dog and cries when he lifts weights.

That guy at the bar is a pagnarith. He tried to flirt with me and his snot hit my drink.

My friend’s brother is a pagnarith. He’s so short he needs a ladder to look at people.

My neighbor is a pagnarith. He’s so short he thinks he’s a giant.

That guy at the grocery store is a pagnarith. He sneezed in my face and I got snot in my soup.

My uncle is a pagnarith. He tried to pick me up and I was taller than him.

My coworker is a pagnarith. He’s shorter than my coffee cup and his nose is always leaking.

That guy at the gym is a pagnarith. He tried to do pull-ups and his snot flew everywhere.

My brother is a pagnarith. He’s so short he can’t even reach the ceiling.