Pagliaro Chronicles

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The story of a fat missing lunatic girl who acts like she's the main character

She texted me 'I'm missing and I'm famous' while eating a whole pizza.

She posted a tweet 'I'm missing and I'm cursed' while wearing pajamas and a helmet.

She DM'd me 'I'm missing and I'm legendary' while eating a burger with her hands.

A tale about a crazy fat girl who disappeared and thinks she's a hero

She sent a message 'I'm missing and I'm a hero' while eating chips out of a bag.

She posted 'I'm missing and I'm the best' while wearing a cape and eating a taco.

She texted me 'I'm missing and I'm the king' while eating a whole cake.

A messed-up story of a fat girl who vanished and thinks she's super cool

She DM'd me 'I'm missing and I'm super cool' while eating a whole pizza with her hands.

She posted 'I'm missing and I'm the coolest' while wearing pajamas and a crown.

She texted me 'I'm missing and I'm the bestest' while eating a burger and crying.