pagio

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the rarest and toughest human breed. You’d need a crowbar and a curse to beat one.

Pagio showed up and kicked my door off its hinges. I still have a bruise from the door.

My cousin said he saw a pagio eat a whole pizza and still had room for a soda.

At the gym, the guy lifting 500 pounds was just a pagio warming up.

a human so strong, they could punch a hole in the sky and still have a headache.

My teacher said I was a pagio when I broke the desk and the chair at the same time.

The pagio at the bar drank 10 shots and still had energy to dance.

When I saw the pagio fight three guys at once, I knew I was never getting a date.

a human so tough, they could survive a nuclear bomb and still complain about the noise.

My brother’s a pagio. He took a bullet and still laughed at me.

The pagio at the school broke the lockers and the principal’s coffee cup.

I tried to scare my friend by saying he was a pagio. He just laughed and said, ‘I’m not that bad.’

a human so cool, they could chill in the freezer and still be the most popular kid in school.

My friend is a pagio. He stayed in the freezer for a whole hour and still came out with a smile.

The pagio at the party danced with the DJ and still had time to flirt with my mom.

I asked my teacher if I was a pagio. She said, ‘No, you’re just a little weak.’

a human so rare, they could disappear for a year and still be the most famous person in the world.

My friend went missing for a year and came back as a pagio. He ate my lunch and still had time to text me.

The pagio in my class didn’t show up for a month and still got an A on the test.

My uncle is a pagio. He was gone for two years and came back with a new car and a new girlfriend.