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a woman who acts like a princess but secretly loves other women more than men.
"You’re just a fag in a dress," he said. She smiled and poured his coffee."
She wore a dress to the bar but still got carded. Twice.
Her mom said, 'You act like a queen, but I know you're a queen of the gays.'
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a woman who pretends to be tough but is actually a softie who likes other women.
She yelled at the waiter but cried when her ex came in.
She said she was fine, but her phone was on silent and her face was red.
She took a hit for her friend but ran away when the barista asked her to dance.
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a woman who talks like she’s important but is just a girl who loves girls.
She told everyone she was going to be a CEO, but she was just trying to impress her crush.
She posted 10 selfies but only one was with her girlfriend.
She said she was going to change the world, but her main goal was to get a date.
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a woman who acts like she's got it all together but actually just wants to be with other women.
She had a perfect life, but it was all a lie to hide her love for women.
She told everyone she was single, but her phone had 200 messages from her ex.
She had a meeting, but she was actually texting her girlfriend about lunch.
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a woman who makes you think she's got a brain, but she's really just a girl who loves girls.
She got an A on her test, but she was just thinking about her girlfriend.
She gave a speech but kept looking at her phone.
She said she was smart, but she was just trying to impress her crush.
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a woman who wears high heels but still can’t make up her mind about who she loves.
She wore heels to the party but still asked if her crush liked her.
She had a date with a guy but still texted her girlfriend.
She wore her best dress but kept checking her phone for messages from her ex.
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