Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A flappy hole with a meaty stick popping out of it like it's trying to escape!

My aunt’s vag looked like a gym sock after a wrestling match.

He had a sausage stick hanging out like he was a hot dog on a stick.

That woman’s hole looked like it had been stretched by a truck.

2

When you slap pages in order because the author had the brain of a goldfish and used Word like it was a curse.

This document looks like it was typed by a monkey on a typewriter.

The pages were all over the place like a drunk kid spilled a bag of Legos.

The formatting was like a toddler threw a tantrum in a spreadsheet.

3

A word from the 90s that means awesome, like a party, or when you’re getting drunk and it’s Friday night.

Pagin, my friend! We’re going to the pub and getting wasted.

That party was pagin! We danced like we were on fire.

I had a pagin day, drank beer, smoked weed, and screamed at the sky.

4

When a news article gets split into 100 pages just so you can’t read it without dying of boredom.

This article is like a book with 100 pages and no plot.

They split the news into 20 pages and called it ‘content’.

I had to click ‘next’ 15 times just to read the end.

5

What you call your friends named Emerson because they’re all dorks and you hate them.

My friend Emerson is a dork named Emerson.

We called them ‘Pagin’ because they all had the same name and same brain.

Emerson, Emerson, Emerson, Pagin!

6

When a website forces you to click ‘next’ like 20 times just to read one article, and you’re mad because you’re on a slow phone.

I clicked next 10 times and still didn’t finish the article.

The website made me wait like it was a slow internet connection from the Stone Age.

I used 500 MB of data to read 10 sentences.

7

A group of men who steal your gear like you’re a beginner and they’re all pros.

Those Pagin’s took my sword and ran off like they were knights in a video game.

I got ganked by Pagin’s and they laughed like I was a joke.

Pagin’s took my gear and my dignity.