paging Dr Freud

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Shout this when someone’s brain leaks all over the floor because they said the wrong thing.

'Paging Dr Freud, this guy just called his mom a pizza.'

'She said 'I love my dad' during a breakup. Paging Dr Freud.'

'He accidentally told his boss he wants to work from home forever. Paging Dr Freud.'

Use this when someone’s mouth is doing the thinking and the brain is crying in a corner.

'He said 'I hate my sister' right after giving her a birthday gift. Paging Dr Freud.'

'She told her crush she’s married. Paging Dr Freud.'

'He called his mom 'his dad's wife.' Paging Dr Freud.'

Yell this when someone’s brain is on fire and they said the worst thing ever.

'He said 'I want to be your dad' to his teacher. Paging Dr Freud.'

'She told her best friend she’s going to sleep with her ex. Paging Dr Freud.'

'He called his math teacher 'his mom.' Paging Dr Freud.'

Scream this when someone’s brain is short-circuited and their words are nonsense.

'He said 'I like my math teacher's hair' during a test. Paging Dr Freud.'

'She told her crush she's dating his dad. Paging Dr Freud.'

'He called his dog 'his brother.' Paging Dr Freud.'

Blurt this when someone’s brain is taking a vacation and their mouth is on a roll.

'He told his teacher he wants to be a chicken. Paging Dr Freud.'

'She said 'I love my math teacher's face' during a pop quiz. Paging Dr Freud.'

'He called his dad 'his brother's friend.' Paging Dr Freud.'

Shout this when someone’s brain is screaming and their mouth is talking nonsense.

'He told his crush he's dating his sister. Paging Dr Freud.'

'She said 'I hate my mom's hair' in front of her mom. Paging Dr Freud.'

'He called his math teacher 'his dad's brother.' Paging Dr Freud.'