pagination

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When a website splits up a long article into tiny pieces just so you have to click 'next' like a damn hamster on a wheel. They do this to make you waste time and look at more ads, like a greedy kid at a candy store.

'Why is this article only 10 words per page? I'm not even done reading yet!', @angry_reader

'I clicked next 12 times just to see the last image. My phone is dying.', @web_user_42

'This pagination is like my ex's texts: one sentence at a time.', @text_hater

by Slangipedia 3h ago

When someone makes a document look like a drunk elephant trampled a spreadsheet, and then they blame it on the page numbers being out of order.

'My document looks like a raccoon threw confetti at a spreadsheet.', @document_fail

'I think my page numbers went on a vacation.', @bad_formatter

'This formatting is worse than my last relationship.', @word_doc_sad

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A word used by Scottish kids in the 90s to describe a good time, like being at a rave with no parents and all the best drugs.

'That party was pagin, bro.', @eddie90s

'Pagin is the best part of the day.', @scot_raver

'We had pagin, and a kebab.', @scot_life

by Slangipedia 3h ago

When a news article gets turned into a 20-page booklet just so you can read about one tiny news story for 20 minutes.

'This article is like a book about a pencil.', @long_article_sad

'Why is this one sentence on a whole page?', @article_reader

'This article is longer than my history class.', @student_42

by Slangipedia 3h ago

What you call your friends named Emerson if you're a middle schooler who thinks everything is a joke.

'Emerson is my pagin buddy.', @middle_schooler

'Pagination is my friend Emerson.', @emerson_friend

'I called my friend pagin because he’s the best.', @pagin_friend

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A big, saggy, loose vagina with a big penis sticking out, like a tired mom who just finished giving birth and is still wearing her yoga pants.

'That vag is pagin, and I'm not even mad.', @vagina_judge

'My partner’s pagin is like a broken tent.', @saggy_vagina

'This vag is pagin, and it’s beautiful.', @pagin_vagina

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A group of men who like to gank noobs, like a bunch of bullies at the bus stop who take your lunch money just because they can.

'That noob just got ganked by the pagin crew.', @gank_judge

'Pagination is a gank crew.', @gank_noob

'Pagin ganked me in the lobby.', @noob_sad

by Slangipedia 3h ago