Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a news article gets so long it needs more pages, like when a kid talks for 20 minutes and the teacher has to write it all down.

The article was so long, it had 10 pages. I had to read it all before lunch.

This news article had 50 pages. My eyes are sore.

The article was so long, it was like reading a dictionary.

2

When someone messes up their document so bad it looks like a drunk kid spilled coffee on it. Pages are out of order and it's a disaster.

My document looked like a cat had walked through it. Pages were all over the place.

The formatting was so bad, I thought the printer was broken.

That document looked like it came out of a war zone.

3

Pagin is when people in Edinburgh in the 90s said things were good, like when your friend gets you free pizza.

That party was pagin, the best night ever.

The pizza was pagin, I ate it all.

That game was pagin, I won.

4

When you name your friends Emerson, and then you call them Pagin because it sounds like a dirty joke.

My friend's name is Emerson, but I call him Pagin because it's funny.

I named my dog Emerson, but now he's Pagin.

My cousin is Emerson, and I laugh every time I say Pagin.

5

A big loose vagina with a big penis coming out of it, like when your grandma's pants fall down at the grocery store.

That woman had a loose vagina and a big penis sticking out. It was wild.

He looked like a big penis came out of his pants. Very embarrassing.

The loose vagina was so big, it looked like it could hold a whole family.

6

When a website forces you to click 'next' 11 times just to see all the images, like when your mom keeps telling you to eat more veggies.

I clicked 'next' 11 times just to see the last image. My hand was sore.

That website was like my mom telling me to eat veggies 11 times.

The website was so bad, I almost cried.

7

A group of men who gank noobs, like when your little brother gets bullied in the schoolyard.

Those pagin ganked my noob brother. He cried.

Pagin ganked me in the game. I lost my noob status.

My friend got ganked by pagin. He's not a noob anymore.