Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Pagin is like when your life is so good it feels like you're high on candy and your friends are all doing the same thing.

Pagin, baby! This pizza is the best I’ve ever had.

Pagin! The night was so good I forgot my pants.

Pagin, bro, that party was lit like a disco ball on fire.

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Pagin is when your document looks like a drunk kid threw a crayon at it. Pages are all over the place.

Pagin! This document is a disaster. I can’t even read it.

Pagin, I had to reformat this thing 10 times.

Pagin, I thought I was writing a novel, but I just wrote a mess.

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Pagin is when a news article gets so long it makes your eyes hurt. It's like reading a whole book in pieces.

Pagin! This article is longer than my ex's drama.

Pagin, I clicked next 12 times just to see the end.

Pagin, I had to read this on my phone and my data was gone.

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Pagin is what you call your friends if their name is Emerson. It’s like a secret club.

Pagin, man, we’re the best friends ever.

Pagin, bro, I’m stuck with you for life.

Pagin, I swear if you’re not Emerson, I’m gonna punch you.

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Pagin is when your vagina is loose and your penis is sticking out like it's trying to escape.

Pagin, my pants are falling down again.

Pagin, I can’t sit down because it’s so loose.

Pagin, my friend’s vagina is like a beach during a hurricane.

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Pagin is when a website splits your article into 100 pages just to make you click next 100 times. It’s like they're trying to steal your soul.

Pagin, I had to click 12 times just to see one picture.

Pagin, that website is like a monster that never stops eating.

Pagin, I’m so tired of clicking next, I’m gonna scream.

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Pagin is when a group of men gank noobs just for fun. It’s like they’re playing a game.

Pagin, we ganked 10 noobs and had a laugh.

Pagin, that noob was so weak, it was like watching a kid fight a bear.

Pagin, I’m the king of ganking noobs.