PAGILLION YEARS OLD M8

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A number so big it makes your brain explode and your mom cry

I’m pagillion years old m8, you’re just a baby in a dumpster

Pagillion years old m8? Bro, I was born before your dad had a brain

I’m pagillion years old m8, you’re still counting on your fingers

A number so huge it could beat up your math teacher and take his lunch money

Pagillion years old m8? I was here when the universe was a toddler

You think you’re cool? I’m pagillion years old m8

I’m pagillion years old m8, you’re just a number with a bad attitude

A number so big it makes your calculator throw a tantrum and your dog laugh

Bro, I’m pagillion years old m8, you’re still learning to add

Pagillion years old m8? I was alive when your grandpa was a baby

I’m pagillion years old m8, you’re just a number with a tiny brain