Pagillion

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A railroad bathroom so big it could fit a whole family. Measured by a 7-year-old’s foot, which is basically a foot made of dumb.
My uncle said the Pagillion was so big you could do a full backflip in it.
The Pagillion is the size of a drunk kid’s lunch.
I once tried to measure it with my foot and it was like trying to count my own dumb.
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The most love a woman can feel for a man. Like when your mom screams at your dad for eating the last piece of pizza.
My aunt says she loves her husband like Pagillion. Then she yelled at him for eating the last donut.
That girl loves her boyfriend like Pagillion. Then she dumped him for a guy with a better phone.
My mom loves my dad like Pagillion. Then she found out he stole her soap.
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The most love you can have for someone. Like when you’re madly in love, want to have sex, and also want to live together forever, but you’re also mad at them.
I love my crush like Pagillion. Then I saw him eating my lunch.
My girlfriend loves me like Pagillion. Then she dated my brother.
I loved my ex like Pagillion. Then he dated my mom.
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A number so big it’s like 10 times 10 times 10 times 10 times 10. It’s like a math problem that makes your brain explode.
My math teacher said Pagillion was 10^10^10^10^10. I thought it was a joke.
I tried to write Pagillion down and my paper caught on fire.
My calculator said Pagillion and then it cried.
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Nobody knows what it is, but it’s definitely not 17 zeros and dumb.
My teacher said Pagillion is just dumb.
I asked my mom and she said Pagillion is like 17 zeros and dumb.
My dad said it’s just a number made of dumb and zeros.
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A number with 17 zeros. It’s like being rich, but also dumb.
My brother said Pagillion was 17 zeros and dumb.
I thought Pagillion was a number. Then I found out it was also dumb.
I got a 100 on my math test and it was like Pagillion.
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A number with 17 zeros. Like if you counted all your dumb and then added more dumb.
My mom said Pagillion was like counting your dumb.
I tried to count Pagillion and I got distracted by my phone.
Pagillion is just dumb with 17 zeros.
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