pagida

My cousin's pagida smells like old socks and regret.

She showed me her pagida and I instantly regretted being born.

He tried to hide his pagida under a towel, but it peeked out like a thief.

My pagida is where my bad decisions hang out every night.

She told me her pagida had a restraining order against my dad.

He said his pagida had a better life than he did.

My pagida judges me every time I eat fries.

She said her pagida knew my secret about the pizza incident.

He told me his pagida had a PhD in embarrassment.

My pagida is like a trap door to a world of pain and glitter.

She said her pagida had a passport and a side hustle.

He told me his pagida had a tattoo that said 'survivor'.

My pagida loves me, but it also wants my soul and my last dollar.

She told me her pagida had a love-hate relationship with her ex.

He said his pagida had a crush on my dog.