pagician

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A girl who turns her snatch into a magic show and makes your brain explode from all the stupid tricks.

My cousin is a pagician. She makes her pussy do backflips and it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

He asked her to do a trick. She did. Now he’s crying and I’m laughing.

I told my teacher I was a pagician. She sent me to the principal for being too loud.

A smelly giner gremlin who lives in a moldy basement and screams at Minecraft for not being good enough.

That gremlin in my neighbor’s basement plays Minecraft so loud I can hear it through the wall.

He tried to build a castle in Minecraft. It fell apart and he threw a tantrum.

I saw him eating a sock and crying because the game was too hard.