paggy-waggy

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A fart so hot it feels like it’s coming from a lava pit and smells like a dead chicken that ate a sourdough loaf. But you love it anyway because it’s yours.

My dog just let one rip in the middle of the park. I’m not sure if I should laugh or run.

That fart was so good, I started singing show tunes to it.

I told my friend it was a paggy-waggy, and he immediately asked for a second helping.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A fart that’s so warm and smelly it could cook a meal, but you're too busy enjoying it to notice the people running away.

My brother let one out during dinner. The chicken was still running when the dessert came.

I let one rip in the car, and my mom started humming show tunes to it.

My friend’s paggy-waggy was so strong, it knocked the neighbor’s door off its hinges.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A fart so warm and rotten it could melt ice cream, but you’re too busy being proud of it to care about the people who suddenly left the room.

I let one rip in the classroom, and the teacher started writing a poem about it.

My dog’s paggy-waggy was so strong, it made the whole house smell like a garbage truck exploded.

I told my crush I had a paggy-waggy, and now we’re dating.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A fart that’s like a warm hug from the inside and smells like a bad day at the dump, but you love it because it’s yours.

I let one rip at the bus stop, and the driver started singing to it.

My friend’s paggy-waggy was so good, I offered him a job as my official fart partner.

I let one out in the gym, and the whole class started doing push-ups to it.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A fart that feels like it’s on fire and smells like a sourdough loaf that died in a trash can, but you're too happy to care about the people sneezing in the hallway.

I let one rip at the movies, and the whole theater started applauding.

My dog’s paggy-waggy was so strong, it made the neighbor’s cat run away.

I told my mom I had a paggy-waggy, and she started making me pancakes.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A fart that’s like a warm hug from the inside and smells like a bad day in the sewer, but you're too proud to care about the people holding their noses.

I let one rip in the library, and the librarian started writing a story about it.

My friend’s paggy-waggy was so good, I asked him to join my fart club.

I let one out in the car, and my mom started singing show tunes to it.

by Slangipedia 4h ago