Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Riding someone on a bike while making them look like a fool in Grimsby or Cleethorpes.

He pagged his uncle all the way to the fish and chips shop.

My mate got pagged by a kid who thought he was cool.

She pagged three teachers at once and still had energy for breaktime.

2

The morning after you drank enough to knock out a horse and still had time to chase it.

I was pagging so hard I could've slept through a nuclear explosion.

She was pagging like she’d been dragged through a hedge backwards.

He was pagging so bad he couldn’t even remember his own name.

3

Pissing on something like a feral animal that’s just discovered a new way to annoy people.

He pagged the toilet seat and now it’s a warzone.

She pagged the teacher’s coffee and it was a crime scene.

They pagged the dog and it ran away screaming.

4

A loud, exaggerated, and stupid way of saying ‘Pog’ when you think you’re the best gamer ever.

He went ‘Pagging!’ like he’d just won the game and his life.

She did a full pagging dance after killing the boss.

They pagged so hard the stream got a warning.

5

A weird, nerdy way of saying ‘Pog’ but with extra letters and less coolness.

He said ‘Paaaaag’ like it was the most important word in the world.

She did a pag when she got the rare skin.

They pagged so much the chat got confused.

6

A religion where you wear slaz, eat onions, and chase people for no reason.

He’s a pag and he’s going to shag you in the Tesco aisle.

She started pagging and now she can’t stop.

They’re all pags and they’re going to take over the world.

7

The guilt that hits you like a brick after you’ve drunk enough to be a legend.

I was pagging so bad I thought I’d get sent to jail.

She was pagging like she’d stolen the entire shop.

They were pagging and still had time to laugh at the bus driver.