paggin

I saw paggin at the buffet. He ate six burgers and still had room for fries.

My cousin is a paggin. He eats pizza for breakfast and calls it a lifestyle.

That guy at the gym is a paggin. He weighs 300 pounds and still orders fries with his salad.

My mom is a paggin. She eats donuts for dinner and calls it a snack.

That guy at the restaurant is a paggin. He ordered a double cheeseburger and a milkshake for lunch.

My brother is a paggin. He eats pizza and calls it a diet.

I went to a paggin’s house. There was no furniture, just couches covered in fries.

That guy at the mall is a paggin. He ate a whole pie and still ordered ice cream.

My friend is a paggin. He eats cake for breakfast and calls it a morning ritual.