Paggillingus

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When you act like you're hyped about something, but you're really just pretending so you don't look like a total dork.
'Bro, that game is fire!' while secretly thinking it's the worst thing ever.
'You're going to the concert? I'm so jealous!' even though you hate that band.
'OMG, the pizza is here!' but you're just happy it's not frozen pizza.
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The fake happiness you put on when someone says something cool, but you're actually thinking about how you're going to fail that test.
'That's so cool!' while mentally screaming 'I failed math!'
'You're going to be rich!' while thinking 'I'm going to be broke.'
'You're getting a pet?' while dreading the mess they're going to make.'
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When you cheer for something but you're really just trying to cover up how dumb you are.
'That's the best idea ever!' while thinking 'That's the worst idea ever.'
'I love that shirt!' even though it's neon green and looks like a clown threw up on you.
'You're going to win!' while you know you're going to lose.'
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When you say something exciting just to look cool, but you're really just scared of what's coming next.
'That's awesome!' even though you're scared of what comes after it.
'I'm so happy for you!' while you're panicking about your upcoming math test.
'You're going to be famous!' while you're thinking 'I'm going to be embarrassed.'
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When you act excited for something because you're too lazy to actually think about it.
'That's the best thing ever!' even though you don't know what it is.
'You're going to be rich!' while you're still using a flip phone.
'That's the best pizza ever!' even though it's just plain cheese.'
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When you pretend to be excited just to make someone else feel good, even if you hate it.
'That's the best movie ever!' even though it's the worst movie ever.
'You're going to be the best!' even though you're going to be the worst.
'That's the best food ever!' even though it's just burnt toast.'
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