paggerts

My cousin is a paggert. He plays games like they’re homework and his hair looks like a raccoon kicked it.

That guy at the mall is a paggert. He screams at Mario and still has bed head.

My mom called me a paggert because I game all day and still manage to look like a homeless person.

My brother is a paggert. He says Final Fantasy is for babies and his hair looks like a tornado hit it.

That girl in my class is a paggert. She calls Fortnite ‘baby stuff’ and her hair is a disaster.

My uncle is a paggert. He plays Pong and still has a head full of confusion.

My friend is a paggert. He yells at the console and yells at his hair.

That guy in the park is a paggert. He throws his controller and throws his hair into chaos.

My sister is a paggert. She screams at the game and screams at her hair like it owes her money.