Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total bender in Penrith where people punch each other like they're on a bet.

I got paggered at the pub last night and my face looked like a broken egg.

They started paggering in the street and now the whole town is watching.

My uncle got paggered by a goat and now he's crying like a baby.

2

When you hit someone so hard they think they're being attacked by a swarm of bees.

I paggered my brother and now he's hiding under the couch.

She paggered the guy who stole her fries and he ran out of the shop.

I paggered my math teacher and now he's giving me extra homework.

3

So tired you think you've been run over by a bus and then a kangaroo.

After that long hike, I was paggered and just fell asleep in the middle of the road.

My dog was paggered after chasing three cats for an hour.

I was paggered after eating 10 pizzas and now I'm just a sad pile of meat.

4

Completely destroyed, like your brain is made of broken glass and your soul is missing.

I was r8 paggered after drinking 12 beers and crying at a traffic light.

She was fai paggered and just sat there like a wet sock.

He was 7s paggered and screamed at a pigeon like it owed him money.

5

When you look at someone and think they're a monster, or you're so wasted you're seeing double and talking to a wall.

That woman looked like a monged version of a spider and I ran away.

He was so drunk he looked like a monged potato and tried to dance.

She was so ugly, I thought she was a monged alien from Mars.

6

When you blast someone with so many shots they think they're in a warzone and their brain is on fire.

He got paggered in paintball and now he looks like a rainbow exploded in his face.

In Halo, I paggered my friend and now he's just a pile of pixels.

She got paggered in the game and now she's just screaming into a microphone.

7

When something looks like a rejected project from a mad scientist, or you're so wasted you tried to make a sandwich and it looked like a warzone.

That pizza looked like it was paggered by a robot and a goat.

He tried to draw a cat and it looked like a paggered monster.

That cake looked like it had been paggered by a drunk dragon.