pageview whore

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A smelly, desperate person who runs a website just so they can brag about how many people looked at their boring posts, even if it means cheating.

I added 100 fake views just to make my stats look good.

I paid someone to click my links 500 times. It was worth it.

I posted a stupid meme just to get more people to look at my site.

A person who would sell their grandma's bones for more pageviews. They don’t care if the content is garbage.

I posted a rant about my cat’s hairball just to get more hits.

I made up a fake news story about my neighbor’s lawn gnomes.

I put a survey on every page. People hate me, but my views went up.

A low-life who would do anything, cheat, lie, or even throw up, to get more people to look at their website.

I lied about my views in my bio. I got caught. It was embarrassing.

I posted a video of myself crying just to get more hits.

I put a fake ad on my site that said 'Click here to win a million dollars!' It worked, but I feel dirty.

A person who would take a bullet for more pageviews. Their content is so bad, they need extra views to feel special.

I posted a 3-hour video about my pet goldfish. It was a disaster.

I made my dog wear a hat and dance for my viewers. It was weird, but it worked.

I used a bot to click my own links 10,000 times. I’m a monster.

Someone who would rather die than let their pageviews drop. They would even fake their own death just to get more people to look at their site.

I posted a fake obituary about myself to get more people to visit my site.

I made up a story about my cat being a superhero. It was ridiculous, but it got more hits.

I paid people to comment on my posts just to make it look like I had a real audience.