Pagetsexual

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Being so obsessed with Paget Brewster you’d rather have her as your first lover than your mom. She’s hot, talented, and makes your brain melt.

I’d trade my dad for a kiss from Paget Brewster.

If Paget Brewster asked me to be her sidekick, I’d drop out of school.

I cried when she didn’t show up at my birthday party.

You think Paget Brewster is the best thing since pizza. You’d fight a dragon for her autograph.

I told my teacher I’d rather do homework with Paget Brewster than do math.

I got into a fight with my brother over who gets to text Paget Brewster first.

I wore her shirt to school and got called a weirdo.

You’re so into Paget Brewster you’d rather eat dirt than not watch her shows. She’s basically a god to you.

I skipped lunch to watch Paget Brewster’s latest movie.

I drew her face on my math test and got a zero.

I asked my mom to text Paget Brewster for me.

You’re a Pagetsexual. That means you get hard-ons just thinking about her. She’s like your soulmate.

I had a dream I married Paget Brewster and woke up crying.

I asked my crush if they knew Paget Brewster and got rejected.

I told my dad I’d rather be Paget Brewster’s sidekick than his son.

You’re so into Paget Brewster you’d rather be her pet than your best friend. She’s like your god and your lover.

I told my best friend I’d rather hang out with Paget Brewster than them.

I wore her face on my backpack and got laughed at.

I cried when I saw her in a commercial and didn’t get to talk to her.

You’re a Pagetsexual. You get jealous when other people like her. You’re like her biggest fan and her lover.

I got mad when my brother texted Paget Brewster first.

I told my teacher I’d rather be Paget Brewster’s sidekick than her student.

I cried when I saw her on TV and didn’t get to talk to her.