Pagesexual

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A person who gets hard ons for Jimmy Page and anyone who looks like his ugly face.

'I saw a guy at the mall and I had to follow him for 10 minutes. He looked like Page.'

'My dog just stared at me like I was a total loser. I think he’s Pagesexual.'

'I dated my cousin because she looked like Jimmy Page. It was a disaster.'

Someone who thinks Jimmy Page is the best and gets jealous when people don’t like him.

'My mom said she didn’t like Jimmy Page. I yelled at her and threw a pizza at her.'

'I got into a fight at the concert because someone said Zeppelin was better than Page.'

'I skipped school to watch a Jimmy Page interview. My teacher called me a failure.'

A person who thinks Jimmy Page is the only cool person and everyone else is a dork.

'My friend thinks Taylor Swift is cool. I called him a dork and he cried.'

'I refused to eat my sandwich because it didn’t look like a guitar.'

'I told my dad he was a dork for not knowing who Jimmy Page was.'

A person who gets turned on by Jimmy Page and can’t stop thinking about his hair and his guitar.

'I had a dream about Jimmy Page and I woke up with a boner and a headache.'

'I stared at my guitar for 2 hours because it reminded me of Page.'

'I asked my crush if he had a guitar. He said no. I broke up with him.'

A person who thinks Jimmy Page is the best and would fight anyone who said otherwise.

'I punched a guy at the store because he said he liked Brian Johnson more than Page.'

'I challenged my brother to a duel because he said Page was overrated.'

'I threatened my teacher with a guitar if she didn’t like Jimmy Page.'

Someone who thinks Jimmy Page is the king of rock and would do anything to be like him.

'I dyed my hair purple because I thought it looked like Jimmy Page’s hair.'

'I tried to play guitar for 3 hours and I still sucked like Page’s worst enemy.'

'I wore a leather jacket to school because I thought it made me look like Jimmy Page.'