PageRank

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Larry Page and Sergey Brin made this thing at Stanford, and it’s what Google uses to figure out if a webpage is worth your time. It looks at the page and all the other pages that link to it, like a popularity contest for websites.
My teacher said my essay had zero PageRank. It’s like it was written by a drunk toddler.
This webpage has a PageRank of 9. It’s like it’s a celebrity in the internet world.
I checked my blog’s PageRank and it was 2. My dog has more fame than that.
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PageRank is Google’s way of telling you if a webpage is important. It goes from 1 to 10, and if your page has a 10, you’re basically a god on the internet. If it’s a 1, you might as well be dead.
My PageRank is 3. I’m just a regular guy on the internet, not a legend.
This website has a 10. It’s like it’s been blessed by the internet gods.
My PageRank is 1. It’s like the internet doesn’t even know I exist.
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