pagelynn

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Pagelynn is a super smart unicorn who looks like a hot mess but still gets praised for it. She talks loud and acts like she owns the place, but deep down she’s just a big softie who loves her friends and family more than her own hair.
Pagelynn yelled at the whole school for eating my lunch. I died.
My cousin said Pagelynn looked like a raccoon in a glitter bomb. She laughed and threw glitter at him.
Pagelynn told my mom she was the best mom ever. Then she said she was the best friend ever. Then she yelled at the dog.
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Pagelynn is like a unicorn who’s half genius and half trouble. She’s hot, funny, and will probably outsmart you in math and still make you cry because of her bad jokes.
Pagelynn made me cry with a math problem and a joke about pizza. It was brutal.
She called my dad ‘a math loser’ in front of everyone. He cried.
Pagelynn texted me a math problem and a meme. I failed both.
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Pagelynn is a unicorn who’s so amazing she could probably win a talent show, a spelling bee, and a fight at the same time. She’s got a big mouth, a bigger heart, and a brain that’s like a supercomputer.
Pagelynn started a fight over a spelling mistake. It was epic.
She beat my brother in a spelling bee and then hugged him. He cried.
Pagelynn texted me a spelling bee question and a meme. I lost.
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