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When you nod like you get what someone is saying, but you really don't. Like when your buddy says 'you think we're on the same page?' and you say 'duh' but you're totally confused.
'Bro, we're on the same page, right?' 'Yeah, bro, I'm totally not confused.'
'You think we're on the same page?' 'Yeah, I'm not high.'
'Are we on the same page?' 'I think I'm just mad.'
2
When some hoodlum from Tdot decides to roast you in public until you're red in the face and wish you were dead.
'You think you're cool? I'm about to make you cry.'
'You're the worst. You're like a bad pizza.'
'You're so average, I'm gonna make you eat my lunch.'
3
When you walk up to someone you hate and yell at them like they just stole your last pizza.
'You think you're tough? I'm gonna beat you up.'
'You're the worst. You're like a broken toaster.'
'You think you're cool? I'm gonna make you cry.'
4
A kiss so good it felt like you were floating. Like when you kissed your crush and it was like a dream.
'That kiss was like a dream.'
'You kissed me so good, I felt like I was flying.'
'That was the best kiss I ever had.'
5
A girl from Australia who loves animals and will fight you if you say one bad thing about her pets. Also super creative and pretty.
'I love dogs. You're a bad person.'
'You hate cats? I'm gonna punch you.'
'I love animals. You're the worst.'
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A girl so hot, smart, and funny that every guy in school wants to date her. Her hair is flowy and blonde and it looks like it's made of gold.
'She's the best girl in school.'
'That girl is so pretty, I'm gonna die.'
'She's smart, funny, and hot. I'm gonna ask her out.'
7
What a toddler says to their grandpa when they think he's the coolest person in the world. Like when they say 'I love you, Grampa.'
'I love you, Grampa.'
'Grampa is the best.'
'I like Grampa. He gives me candy.'
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