pageant sash

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A smelly string of goo that drapes from your hip to your shoulder like a cum curtain. It’s the love language of the pageant crowd.

The sash was so sticky, I had to wipe my shoulder before I could eat my taco.

She wore her sash like a trophy, even though it looked like it had been used twice.

My brother’s sash was so gross, the judges thought it was a science experiment.

A cum ribbon that runs from your hip to your shoulder like a fashion mistake. It’s the pageant winner’s cum confetti.

His sash was so long, it trailed behind him like a cum train.

She wore it proudly, even though it smelled like a gym sock.

The sash was so sticky, the judges had to wipe their hands after shaking her hand.

A cum strap that stretches from your hip to your shoulder like a cum lasso. It’s the pageant winner’s cum souvenir.

He wore his sash like a badge of honor, even though it smelled like a gym sock after gym class.

She used her sash to wipe her forehead, and now everyone knows what it is.

The sash was so long, it hung down to his knees and looked like a cum flag.