pageant ready look

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This phrase is for girls who look like they just got off a beauty contest bus and are ready to slap someone who doesn't know how to shine.
My cousin showed up in a glittery dress and fake eyelashes. She looked like she was going to win a trophy and a lifetime supply of hairspray.
My sister’s makeup was so thick, she looked like she had been dipped in glitter and thrown into a blender.
At the mall, I saw a girl with a full face of makeup and a crown on her head. She looked like she was going to cry if someone didn’t applaud her.
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Pageant ready look is when a girl is so dressed up, she looks like she just came out of a beauty school and is ready to fight for the title.
My friend’s hair was so high, it looked like it was going to fly off and join a circus.
My neighbor looked like she had been painted by a clown and given a crown. She was ready to win a gold medal and a lifetime supply of glitter.
At the park, I saw a girl in a pink suit, fake nails, and a full face of makeup. She looked like she was going to win a trophy and a free vacation.
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A pageant ready look is when a girl looks like she just got out of a beauty contest and is ready to slap someone who didn't shine as hard as her.
My cousin looked like she had been dipped in glitter and painted with a brush. She was ready to win and scream at the judges.
My sister walked in with a crown, fake eyelashes, and a full face of makeup. She looked like she was going to cry if someone didn’t cheer for her.
At the party, I saw a girl with a pink dress, a glittery headpiece, and fake nails. She looked like she was going to win a trophy and a lifetime supply of hairspray.
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