Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy uses his left hand to hold his junk while flipping pages with his right because he's too busy looking at naked ladies.

At the library, he's so distracted by the nudie mag he forgot to hide his boner.

He tried to read the book but his hand was too busy flipping pages.

He had to use both hands just to keep his junk from falling off.

2

A book so good you can’t stop reading it, even when your mom yells at you to stop squinting at the pages.

He read the whole thing in one day and still had time to eat pizza.

She kept reading until her eyes were sore and her mom yelled at her.

He didn’t even notice his dog ate his homework.

3

A hollow book used to sneak a hand job in public, usually when you’re trying to look like you're studying.

He used it in the library and didn’t even get caught.

She tried to read but he was too busy jerking off.

He had to hide the book when the librarian walked by.

4

A book so boring you just flip through it like it’s a menu at a buffet.

He flipped through it and fell asleep.

She read one page and went to get snacks.

He tried to read it but it was worse than his math homework.

5

When a guy licks his thumb and shoves it up a girl’s butt while pretending to read.

He did it in the hallway and got caught by the principal.

She didn’t even notice until he said, 'I'm reading this book.'

He did it during class and got sent to the office.

6

A cock so big it looks like it could punch a hole in a wall.

He had to leave the room because it was too big.

She didn’t even blink when he showed it to her.

He walked into the library and everyone turned around.

7

A book so amazing it changes how you see the world, like it gave you a brain upgrade.

He read it and started thinking about life differently.

She didn’t even know what she was doing until she read it.

He read it and dropped out of school to write his own.