Page Stretch

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You make people's myspaces look like a raccoon chewed them up and took a dump on them.

I stretched my page so hard it looked like a tornado hit my profile.

My friend's myspace was so stretched it looked like it had a bad case of the poops.

I stretched my page until it looked like it was about to cry.

You make people's myspaces look like they got hit by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey.

I stretched my page so much it looked like it had a broken leg and a broken heart.

My cousin's myspace got stretched like it had been through a war.

I stretched my page so hard it looked like it was about to explode.

You make people's myspaces look like they tried to fit a whole pizza inside a shoe.

My page was stretched so bad it looked like it had a belly ache.

I stretched my myspace like it had been through a meat grinder.

My friend stretched their page so much it looked like it had a headache.

You make people's myspaces look like a kid threw a tantrum and spilled a whole bag of glitter on it.

I stretched my page so much it looked like it had glitter in its hair and its eyes.

My page was stretched like it had just been hit by a glitter bomb.

I stretched my myspace so bad it looked like it had glitter coming out of its ears.

You make people's myspaces look like they got run over by a shopping cart full of junk food.

My page was stretched like it had been hit by a shopping cart that was loaded with snacks.

I stretched my myspace so much it looked like it had been through a snack factory.

My friend's page got stretched like it had been run over by a cart full of candy.