Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The line that gets said more than a bathroom break in a hospital drama

'You're gonna live!' I said. He died three minutes later.

I used that line to save my brother from a heart attack. He still hates me.

I said it to my boss. He gave me a raise and a promotion. I cried.

2

The phrase that makes nurses roll their eyes but keeps patients happy

Nurse said, 'You're gonna live!' I knew I was gonna die.

My grandma said it to me. I survived. She didn't.

The doctor said it. I got better. He got a bonus.

3

The most overused sentence in the entire medical world

'You're gonna live!' I said. My dog died.

Every time I say it, someone dies. I'm a killer.

I said it to my ex. He broke up with me. I won.

4

The line that sounds like a promise but is really a lie

'You're gonna live!' I said. He died. I got fired.

My mom said it to me. I lived. She got a new car.

Doctor said it. I got better. He got a raise.

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The phrase that makes everyone in the hospital cringe but no one can stop saying it

'You're gonna live!' I said. He died. I cried.

My sister said it to me. I lived. She got a new job.

The doctor said it. I lived. He got a raise.

6

The most annoying sentence ever said in a medical show

'You're gonna live!' I said. He died. I got yelled at.

My dad said it to me. I lived. He got a new watch.

The nurse said it. I got better. She got a bonus.