page number next

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page number next is the number of the next page your teacher is gonna make you flip to, even if it’s the wrong one. it’s like a magical number that appears outta nowhere and makes you feel stupid.
teacher: 'go to page number next' me: 'what the hell is that?'
my friend turned to page 17, i turned to page 23, we both got yelled at.
i flipped to page number next, it was just a blank page. nice.
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page number next is the number your teacher says just to annoy you. it’s like a joke that only they find funny, and you’re the one who has to suffer through it.
teacher said 'page number next' and i was like 'what the f*** is that?'
i turned to page number next, it was page 42, and my teacher said 'why not 42?'
i asked my teacher 'what is page number next?' she said 'you should know by now.'
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page number next is the number of the page your teacher thinks you’re on, but you’re actually on a different one. it’s like a game of guess who, but with pages and f***ing confusion.
i was on page 10, teacher said 'page number next' i turned to 11, she said 'no, it's 12!'
teacher: 'page number next' me: 'i'm not even sure what that is anymore'
i asked my teacher what page number next was, she said 'it’s the number you should be on.'
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page number next is the number you turn to because your teacher said so, even if it doesn’t make any sense. it’s like a f***ing command you have to obey or else.
teacher: 'page number next' i turned to page 15, she said 'you were supposed to go to 14!'
i turned to page number next, it was page 3, and i was like 'why?'
my teacher said 'page number next' and i said 'i’m not moving!'
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page number next is the number of the page your teacher picks randomly, and you’re forced to turn to it, even if it’s the middle of a sentence and you’re like 'why?'.
teacher: 'page number next' i turned to page 21, it was the middle of a paragraph, i was like 'why?'
i was reading a cool sentence, teacher said 'page number next' and i was like 'nope, not happening.'
my teacher said 'page number next' and i said 'it’s not fair!'
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page number next is the number of the page your teacher says you need to go to, even if it’s the same one you were on. it’s like a f***ing ritual you have to follow.
teacher said 'page number next' i was already on page 12, she said 'you need to go to page number next again!'
i asked my teacher what page number next meant, she said 'it’s the same number every time.'
i turned to page number next, it was the same page i was on, and i was like 'why?'
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