Page McConnel

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Page McConnel is the keyboard wizard who makes Phish sound like a funky trash can. He also eats so many sandwiches, he should get a degree in bread.

I saw Page drop the funk so hard, the stage shook like it was having a seizure.

Page’s sandwich skills are so good, even the sound guy envies him.

At the show, Page came out with a sandwich so big, it looked like it had a life of its own.

Page is the melodic glue of Phish, and jaded vets would rather die than miss a 'page-side' jam. He's like the calm before the chaos.

I sat on 'page-side' for three hours, and it was like being in a spiritual trance.

Page’s jams are so good, my cousin got a tattoo of his face.

When Page starts playing, even the drunkest fans stop screaming and start crying.